Total Medals Earned: 283 (From 53 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,090 Points
Medals Earned: 2/10 (10/230 points)
Kill an enemy with an explosive barrel.
Slay 250 enemies.
Kill a Dark Mage before he summons any Skeletons.
Find and tame all six pets.
Completely max out one upgrade.
Defeat the Queen Slime.
3 Star all 3 Arenas.
Defeat every boss.
Collect every Star.
Defeat the final boss without taking damage.
Medals Earned: 5/14 (25/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 2/12 (15/250 points)
You made it through the morning shift!
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You're over the hump!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 2/9 (20/330 points)
Beat level 1!
Beat level 2!
Beat level 3!
Beat level 4!
Beat level 5!
Beat level 6!
Beat level 7!
Beat level 8! So close!
Beat the game by beating level 9! :D
Medals Earned: 18/50 (90/500 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 2
Complete level 3
Complete level 4
Complete level 5
Complete level 6
Complete level 7
Complete level 8
Complete level 9
Complete level 10
Complete level 11
Complete level 12
Complete level 13
Complete level 14
Complete level 15
Complete level 16
Complete level 17
Complete level 18
Complete level 19
Complete level 20
Complete level 21
Complete level 22
Complete level 23
Complete level 24
Complete level 25
Complete level 26
Complete level 27
Complete level 28
Complete level 29
Complete level 30
Complete level 31
Complete level 32
Complete level 33
Complete level 34
Complete level 35
Complete level 36
Complete level 37
Complete level 38
Complete level 39
Complete level 40
Complete level 41
Complete level 42
Complete level 43
Complete level 44
Complete level 45
Complete level 46
Complete level 47
Complete level 48
Complete level 49
Complete level 50
Medals Earned: 7/17 (175/525 points)
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Nuke Sydney
Take down the UFO
Take down the zeppelin
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Crush 10 kayaks
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Take down the sailplane
Kill 9 horses
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 7/7 (65/65 points)
Failure to find her targets.
Not as out-of-sight as Nora thought.
No one would recognize Nora, or so she thought.
It was a nice book...
Those chips were yummy, though...
She's happy you're okay, though.
Nora is best at drawing, or so she says.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/100 points)
Escape the raptor
Get past the triceratops
Save the witch doctor
Medals Earned: 6/26 (100/500 points)
Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade
100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher
Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons
100 Kills with the magnum
150 Kills in a match
100 Kills with the Tavor
Perform an execution
50 Kills with a Single Glock 18
50 Kills with a Single Beretta
100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer
100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher
100 Kills with the Laser Cannon
50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun
Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them
100 Kills with dual Glock 18's
100 Kills with the Thompson
100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun
100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher
150 Headshots in one match
100 Kills with dual Berettas
100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns
100 Kills with the Lead Pipe
100 Kills with the Arrow Gun
100 Kills with the M1187
Get a kill with every weapon during a single match
100 Kills with Artifact 19
Medals Earned: 18/20 (445/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Find the hidden button
Buy everything